DEFCON2….Reds Invade the Waves

I was supposed to be taking a break, but the daily news feed has moved the TDF (tubbyland Defense Forces) onto the second highest state of military alert, and you called it correctly. Once again the PRC is the bad element in the global woodpile. I shall attempt to deal with this situation in visual terms, but that does not lessen the fear.

The Great Southern Land is noted for thongs (flip flops to you aliens), casual sex, weapons grade ganga, cricket, rapid uptake of digital technologies and gormless politicians, but most of all for its Endless Summer surfing culture.


Margaret River WA

And, as you would expect, this culture supports a healthy artisanal industry of board designers, shapers, manufacturers and boutique surf shops.

Personal preferred board

Today Bloomberg reported that Paradise Lost for Aussie Surfboard Makers Amid China Imports

From Bells Beach to Brisbane, Australia’s board builders are facing a choice: close down, or try to preserve local designs and branding by applying them to products made abroad.

“Surfing is almost our national pastime,” Blauw (Spokesdude for the Oz Surfboard Manufacturers) said of the birthplace of the three-finned “thruster” surfboard in 1981, which changed maneuverability and revolutionized the sport. “But small manufacturers like ourselves are shutting down left, right and center.”

And this is the culprit. Sedition surfboards, retailing for $A230, in part due to an unfavourable exchange rate

Okay, lets give the xenophobia a rest and look at a positive development on the beachscape. Is surfing still the preserve of white dudes and dudesses (I worry about the latter), but we are experiencing a national emergency here.

Brief answer, no.

IQ Test. Which Asian nation is making a major imprint on the Oz surf scene: DPROK, Formosa, Cambodia or Japan.

And no holiday to the Caribbean if you selected Japan.

Japanese tourists and long-stays are now a commonplace in the waves and rapidly gaining a presence in competitions. Fearless on big waves and deft in the pipeline, and probably successful with Oz beach babes to boot.

Sixteen year old Hiroto Arai

And the really hot dude to watch is 16 year old Hiroto Arai, originally from Chiba Japan, who still retains his Japanese good manners – “I’m so happy to win here in Queensland. All surfers are fantastic here and I feel honoured to take out the event,” he said – after winning the Rip Curl Grom Search at Coolum Beach reported Surfing NSW.

HERE is a link to the best surf websites around incl French (Teahupoo) and Japanese sites.

You will note that I linked the the seminal Oz surf movie Endless Summer above. Well, here is a bit of Japanese reverse engineering.

No caption required, and you can google for more information.

And how better to finish this piece. Aliens, eat your hearts out.

Back Link on more Surf Culture:
Nov 20 2011
Manifest Destiny meets the Pacific.

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6 Responses to “DEFCON2….Reds Invade the Waves”

  1. foarp Says:

    Ah, surfies, where would Australian turf-wars be without them?

  2. kingtubby1 Says:

    FOARP. Way cool erudite response which my cat has problems understanding.

    You’re darn lucky I didn’t post my philosophy of surfing. Timothy Leary and Micky Dora write on the subject, so there is your wiki homework for the week.

    On third thought, this surfing stuff is indicative of a very healthy state of mind. More to the blog world than obsessing over the iniquities of the CCP. Smiley thing.

  3. foarp Says:

    http://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/Beach-turf-war-exposes-racial-divides-in-Australia-1945802.php

  4. kingtubby1 Says:

    Set my watch and sure enough. Another smiley thingy.

  5. kingtubby1 Says:

    @FOARP. Okay, I accept your point since I find Australia Day flag waving totally fucking embarrassing.

    Pls note. I celebrate surfing culture for its universalist dimensions: nature-board-individuals going with the watery flow.

    Hippie stuff I know, but I don’t apologise for that.

    Throw in some high end drugs during the wave riding process and hey, it leaves sex for dead.

    Nobody likes a sniper on their own site.

    Peace.

  6. DEFCON2 Says:

    Even Support

    I was supposed to be taking a break, but the daily news feed has moved the TDF (tubbyland Defense Forces) onto the second highest state of military alert, and you called it correctly. Once again the PRC is the bad element in the global woodpile. I shal…

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