KTs New Comments Policy…The Self Assessment Approach.

The medieval version which has more gravitas than the Charlton Heston version

After doing the market research on Peking Duck and Justrecentlys site, I’ve decided to produce my own commenting rules.

Instead of prescribing the types of comments which are acceptable or which are offed from the discussion board, I’m opting for the profiling approach in the belief that if you meet the following criteria, you are more than likely to write comments which are simply unacceptable in my lounge room.

This Self-Assessment Tool, designed to save time all round, places the ownice on you Dear Reader, so here goes:

You are likely to offend my sensibilities, if you:

1. Live in Beijing
2. Have ever owned a Pink Floyd record – cd and vinyl formats
3. Are a teetotaler and/or a Baptist
4. Have not visited South Korea
5. Don’t own and routinely use a paper version of the OED
6. Frequent Starbucks in the belief that they make a decent cup of coffee
7. Resort to foul language
8. Indulge in sexist and/or homophobic remarks
9. Fail to fully reference anything above your pay scale
10. Are Pugster.

No gentle warnings and guidance before the moderation button is exercised.

This is the Bill Bratton broken window zero tolerance approach which is best not tested, that is unless you want a home visit from my Praetorian Guard featured below…..disciplined, but very nasty types.

Gordon Hookey 2009 "Blood on the wattle, blood on the palm"

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2 Responses to “KTs New Comments Policy…The Self Assessment Approach.”

  1. That pathetic drunkard Says:

    G’day Osbourne,
    You are a bit tough dont you think?

    1 For goodness sake, turning your back on the greatest city on earth????
    2 Ultimations like this are silly…what about cassette tapes???
    3 Chrissakes, now you are picking on decent pius people!
    4 Korea’s north where the people live in complete harmony is to be rejected????
    5 Ohh the snobishness!!!What ever is wrong with the Readers Digest Complete Word Finder!!!
    6 Frequenting Starbucks is so you can complain about the coffee, you just dont get it!!!
    7 Fucking Shit, what cunting thing have you left me????

  2. bucketoftongues Says:

    I’m afraid I fall down on #1, #2 and #4, and (perhaps worst) often frequent Starbucks (#6), but only because of the dearth of lunch options at my place of work. So I guess I am a complete cunt – oh, there goes #7 too!

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